Ever have those of those really bad days that just gets fixed in a moment by something perfect happening? IM or ask me for the second part of this suprisingly depressing statement.
she's a jar
with a heavy lid
my pop quiz kid
a sleepy kisser
with feelings hid
she begs me not to miss her
Finally saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind today. Why must these movies put me into these sorts of moods?
'Did you notice that I'm Associate of the Month?''
"I've decided that Associate of the Month is arbitrary and therefore worthless.''
"What? Why?''
"Because in a world where Associate of the Month is not arbitary and therefore worthless, I would have been picked by now.''
"That's rather self-centered of you.''
"I'm one of the most self-centered people you'll ever meet, and the sooner you learn that, the easier time we'll have knowing each other.''
The Golden Rule of Uscan:The box is not a barcode in itself. You actually have to find the barcode ON the box, and POINT it at the scanner for the thing to work. Learning this will go a LONG way towards the Uscan working better for you.
So, a couple weeks back, I was the #1 Front Line Performance Cashier. So I come in, and I ask for my little sheet. Turns out Wendy's had a couple days off, so she hasn't done it for me yet. Okay, that's fine, I say, so I wait. Wendy gets back. Still not done. Then, Wendy leaves. You know, for good. I go in again, ask for my sheet. Still no sheet. I wait a few days. Ask for my sheet. No sheet. Tonight, I'm pissed. I say Eric, I say Christine, I say where in heck is my sheet? I want my stupid sheet. So I got my sheet. Funnily enough, it has both Christy and Wendy's signatures on it, and I know for a fact Wendy hasn't been to the store recently, and Christy's signature looks an awful lot like Wendy's signature. And awful lot like Christine's signature too, come to think of it...
"I actually have a funny story about 'She's a Jar.'"
"I've heard it."
"Oh, you've been reading my blog?"
"Yes, every day."
"K, just making sure."
Certain people are very cool. Certain people are very dumb. Most of those in the first group know who they/you are. Those in the second group need to figure it out, and stop talking to me.
"Hi, Gregory!"
"Hi, see you later."
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